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Caroline. Caroline Caroline.

I'm oyster.

Outside*

Yur house. You siuld

Should*

Tattly opn the door.

I'm nto durnk.

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[ caroline can't help but grin, blushing. ] You missed me so much you had to come over? [ who needs television when you have nathan young?

wrapping her fingers around his wrist, caroline pulls him inside. he did say it was cold out. and as much as she enjoys the look of the neighbourhood from her porch, she much prefers the look of the interior of her house. when they're inside, however, she doesn't drop her grip from his wrist. ] You're lucky my mom isn't home right now.

Of course! I almost always miss ya, you're one of the few people who appreciate me. [ it's said quickly with some slur, but it's an honest statement. he enjoys being around her, more than she could know.

his eyes watch her fingers as he's dragged in, and that's where his gaze stays as she speaks. he doesn't even hear what she says. ] Are you comin' onto me?

[ her brows pull together, but, you know, that smile still stays in place. ] What? [ she laughs a little. teasing: ] It's not every day I pull a drunk Irish boy off the streets. I was doing Mystic Falls a favour by saving it from your reign of terror.

I always miss ya! [ he thinks that's what she meant, anyway. ]

Well, Miss Forbes, today is your lucky day.

[ this is said VERY seductively as he steps closer and makes a kissy face. ]

[ caroline rolls her eyes with a scoff. she turns her head away, but she doesn't move her feet at all. nathan can seduce her all he wants. ] Please tell me I did not just respond to a booty call. [ she laughs at the end, but it is quite a serious question! ]

Why does it have to be a booty call? [ hmm? HM? he pulls away a little. ]

Why don't we call it a 'thing'?

Because "things" aren't serious! "Things" ruin friendships and make people act really weird. [ like she is right now. caroline may have shed her skin as the insecure neurotic control freak, but she's still on crack. and neurotic and insecure. it's just she's changed her spots to look like stripes, is all.

the idea of having a "thing" with nathan is, well, it's something she wants. but she's misinterpreting, because caroline, in true caroline forbes fashion, wants more than a thing. ]

Sure they are! [ his brain.. cannot compute all this. maybe the derpy smile on his face states that clearly, though. ]

What? You don't think I'd be a good boyfriend? Well, let me tell you, you're sadly mistaken.

I didn't say that! I just - [ it takes a moment for nathan's words to actually sink in. her eyebrows raise and she's in utter disbelief because good things don't really happen to caroline forbes at any point in her life. ] You want to be my boyfriend? [ it's a jump. caroline's good at jumping to the incorrect conclusion. for all she knows, nathan wants to hook up with bloody elena. or one of his english girls. ]

Are you tone-deaf or something? [ he gives her an incredulous look. he marched his frozen nads off in the middle of winter, well.. almost winter, and she can't even hear him out?

sheesh. women. ]

Don't you want to be my girlfriend?

[ caroline's about to retort about, hey, so far from being tone-deaf here when she hears him. ] What?

[ oh, that didn't come out right. caroline shakes her head to basically kickstart her braincells into working again. ] I - [ how do you say motherfucking yes it's about time you bloody said something you douchebag! politely? she probably takes a few seconds to even form the words, giving nathan possibly a bad impression. ] Well, duh.

[ she laughs. ] I want to be your tone-deaf girlfriend.

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only during the day time. children are about, after all!

good thing it's 11pm here B)

oh, well, then ... /wiggles eyebrows.

/attacks

we should slow dance first!

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i meant to say no, i'm attacking you. (& i see my spots to stripes in that B))

i did it for you! to charm your pants off, of course!

sob it worked!!

i'm just easy when it comes to you, lbr