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Nathan Young ([personal profile] melonfuckah) wrote in [community profile] derpwards2012-11-17 11:18 pm

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Caroline. Caroline Caroline.

I'm oyster.

Outside*

Yur house. You siuld

Should*

Tattly opn the door.




I'm nto durnk.
disparage: (you want to get it right)

i did it for you! to charm your pants off, of course!

[personal profile] disparage 2012-11-20 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't say that! I just - [ it takes a moment for nathan's words to actually sink in. her eyebrows raise and she's in utter disbelief because good things don't really happen to caroline forbes at any point in her life. ] You want to be my boyfriend? [ it's a jump. caroline's good at jumping to the incorrect conclusion. for all she knows, nathan wants to hook up with bloody elena. or one of his english girls. ]
disparage: (i wanna believe in everything that you s)

i'm just easy when it comes to you, lbr

[personal profile] disparage 2012-11-20 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ caroline's about to retort about, hey, so far from being tone-deaf here when she hears him. ] What?

[ oh, that didn't come out right. caroline shakes her head to basically kickstart her braincells into working again. ] I - [ how do you say motherfucking yes it's about time you bloody said something you douchebag! politely? she probably takes a few seconds to even form the words, giving nathan possibly a bad impression. ] Well, duh.

[ she laughs. ] I want to be your tone-deaf girlfriend.